You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Biden scolds a reporter: "I know you're a typical press guy. You're grabbing me in front of this all of a sudden, and I trust you as far as I throw your phone. I can have a good arm, man. I can throw it a long way..."
Biden claims he was "the runner-up in the state scoring championship" in football (at the same time received 5 draft deferments for asthma during Vietnam War) and he was a lacrosse athlete as well: "Don't laugh, man."