Garbage Fail Tournament of Hacks

The Garbage Fail Tournament is back! Rachel "Sad Clown" Maddow won the first Garbage Fail tournament by besting a field of the world’s most pathetic journalists. With the second tournament expanding to include politicians, celebrities, and others, is she still a contender to win it all? Contenders from last tournament: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1DLH8kgFC3S9CofBDuqATYqb6jBElEqyD?usp=sharing