The Shoguns Arcade: Red Dead Redemption

Regulators, mount up! Our old dumbass associate has decided to go to ground in some old fort. We don't know what John Marston's relationship to this water head but we gotta put him down... just to make the gene pool much smarter.

So here's the situation: - Marshal Johnson still needs to clean up Armadillo, but we did capture Bill Williamson's majordomo. - Bonnie McFarlane is sweet on our hero... but he's married. So learning to be rancher will have to do. - We just saved a crooked snake oil salesman who's reputation proceeds him. What does this all have to do with catching that ratty bearded waterhead? We'll find out soon enough... MOUNT UP!!!

So our hopes of capturing Bill Williamson relies on a snake oil salesman and grave robber with horrible hygiene? Ugh! MOUNT UP!!!

Bill Williamson has opted to nope out to Mexico and now we gotta pull a reverse migrant border crossing to get after him. Remember the rules while in Mexico: - Bandidos don't need no steenking badges - Beware of communists and Pancho Villa-types - And absolutely positively DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!! Montezuma's Revenge is nothing to mess with! ¡¡¡A MONTAR, MUCHACHOS!!!

So our quest to bring in Bill Williamson dead or alive has led us into the middle of a good ol' fashioned 'el revolucion' in Mexico. One one side, a bunch of angry and cocky federales led by a typical corrupt Latin American Coronel with more medals than the 1996 US Olympic Team. On the other side: damned communists! Led by some trust funder who probably went to Stanford and learned about Marxism, pot smoking, and couch-crashing with second-in-command who was probably an ancestor to AOC. Pretty much a typical Tuesday for Senor Marston... ¡¡¡A MONTAR, CABALLEROS!!!

So the federales double-crossed John Marston and now he has no choice but to work with the communist rebels in their revolution to find Bill Williamson and Javier Escuela and bring them in. It looks likes things are coming to head and our time in Mexico is about to come to an end. Hopefully those commies don't go full commie and double-cross Senor Marston too! ¡¡¡A MONTAR, MUCHACHOS!!!

Last time we said 'Adios' to Mexico... and Bill Williamson and Javier Escuela. But as they say, out of the frying pan and into the fire as it seems like the Feds aren't done with John Marston yet as a certain man who 'had a plan' has resurfaced and as such, the Feds have altered the deal. Seems this deal is getting worse all the time for Mr. Marston.... Mount up, regulators!