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Happy Christmas everyone! CAST IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL (0:08) Seung-Hui Cho Elliot Rodger Alek Minassian Marc Lepine Rudolf the Incel Margt Robbie Jeremy Meeks Megan Fox Chad Master Lamarcus Dregster The Enforcer Fat Link ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD (2:17) Selkie human Minmin/Zoe Shoe0nHead Vegan Patriot Amelia Cheung Selkie Seal JINGLE BALLS (5:35) Master Lamarcus Fat Link Tod Thunderc*ck Emba The Enforcer Dregster PLA1092 LeFrenchcel FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS (7:25) Stupid Clown SoyCuckGodOfReddit Ceaseral Master Lamarcus Sad Feminist Angry Feminist Pierced Trans Feminist Bossy Feminist LeFrenchCel Trans Feminist ~LYRICS~ RUDOLF THE SUB FIVE INCEL [Intro] "You know Minassian and Komsarj and Seung-Hui Cho Lepine and Nathan Larson and that E R hero But do you recall The most famous in cell of all?" [Verse 1] Rudolf the sub five incel Had a very lonely life No girls would ever see him He would never find a wife [Verse 2] All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolf Join in any normie games [Chorus] Then one foggy Christmas Eve Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho) “Rudolf in your incel mess, won’t you be mod on dot IS” [Verse 3] Then how the incels loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolf the incel disaster You’ll go down in history! [Verse 4] Rudolf the sub five incel Had a very lonely life No girls would ever see him He would never find a wife [Verse 5] All of the Chad’s n’ Stacie’s Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolf Join in any normie games [Chorus] Then one foggy Christmas Eve Master came to say (Ho Ho Ho) “Rudolf in your incel mess, won’t you be mod on dot IS” [Verse 6] Then how the incels loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolf the incel disaster You’ll go down in history! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS CHAD [Intro] I don’t want a sub five incel There’s just one thing I crave I don’t care for your presence You all should be enslaved I just want him for my own More than you could ever know I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah [Verse 1] I don’t want a sub five incel There’s just one thing I crave (And I) I don’t care for your presence You all should be enslaved I don’t need to hear you whinge You’re incel talk is cringe (Ugh) Short, fat, ugly won’t make me happy Not for me on Christmas day [Chorus] I just want him for my own (Ohh) More than you could ever know (Ohh) I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby [Verse 2] I won’t ask much for Christmas I won’t even wish for snow (And I) I’m just gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe I won’t drive incels crazy And take a lot of bee bee sea (Ah) I won’t even stay awake To chat with simps until three [Chorus] I just want him for my own (Ohh) More than you could ever know (Ohh) I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, baby [Verse 3] Oh, I don’t want a sub five incel That’s all I’m asking for (Ah) I just want to see my Chad Standing right outside my door [Chorus] I just want him for my own More than you could ever know I want my wish so bad (mmm) All I want for Christmas is Chad, yeah [Outro] You Chad All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad) All I want for Christmas is Chad (Ah oh, Ah oh) All I want for Christmas is Chad (Chad) All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I really want, ooh) All I want for Christmas is Chad (All I want, all I really want is Chad) JINGLE BALLS [Verse 1] Dashing through porn hub With One-hand on my tool Goin’ to give it a rub Like a crying incel fool (ha ha ha) Bob’s like a balloon Making me so hard What fun it is to rub and coom I have no self-regard, oh! [Chorus] Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Wanna girl to be mine, hey! Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine [Verse 2] Now my desk is white Sticky with my come No girls for me tonight They all call me ‘so dumb’ (ha ha ha) I’ll get a pussy pocket Maybe a doll as well Craving women, fuk et Going to go to a brothel [Chorus] Oh, Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Wanna girl to be mine, hey! Big blue balls, big blue balls Cooming all the time Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine [Outro] Oh, I’m just an incel guy Just wanna girl to be mine FEMINISTS ARE COMING TO IS [Verse 1] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 2] They’re making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out, Who's naughty or nice. Feminists are coming to IS [Bridge] They see what you're typing, They know all your eye P's They know if you've been bad or good, So be good please please please please Oh…. [Chorus] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 4] With dyed purple hair 40 pounds too much fat Pro-abortion badges And 100 kitty cats Feminists are coming to IS [Verse 5] They’re anti-misogyny “All males will fall!” Pitchforks and whips And simps at their call Feminists are coming to IS [Bridge] The queens and queers united Will have a jubilee They’re gonna build a matriarch And take down IS misogyny Sooo…. [Outro] You better watch out You better not cry You better not coom I’m telling you why… Feminists are coming… Feminists are coming… Feminists are coming to IS

Fat Link is the administrator of incels.is. His rule has come into question over allegations of changing users names and profile pictures for his own entertainment and to appease foids (women) that infiltrate the site. Fat Link has also been accused of allowing women to maintain profiles on the site, which its against the forum rules. (Lyrics below) Fat Link ~ Lyrics [Intro] Jigga boo, Belgrade, Aussie Kangaroo Let me tell you my mental breakthrough Been on .IS for more than five years Laughed, cried, struggled through fears Master’s appointed me the Administrator Even though I’m a simp and incel hater So, listen and heed my words of wisdom Otherwise, I’ll remove you from the system [Verse 1] I’m the obese Zelda Link But my mind is on the brink I need to refer to the DSM As I’m in mental mayhem But, I’m fine jiggaboo It’s the world that’s lost a screw Everyone else has gone mad I’m a smart, handsome Chad (I think) [Chorus] (And foids) You don’t want to have sex with me So, it’s a given you have BPD You won’t follow my ever order That’s Histrionic Personality Disorder [Verse 2] Don’t talk back, I’ll change your name Play along with my little game Step out of place and you’ll get banned I am the incels highest command I don’t get out of bed, you’re my life You’re my world, only way to find a wife So don’t rock the boat, be sensible Realise that you’re dispensable [Chorus] (And Cells) I’m your resident incel .IS psych And I run this place like the Third Reich Don’t you dare call me egotistic You see all men here are just autistic [Verse 3] Foid, send me a nude, Please don’t be a prude I’ll be at your beck n’ call I don’t care if incels have to fall I’ll give you .IS accounts Just make those tiddies bounce Master really doesn’t mind To my corruption he is blind [Chorus] (And foids) You don’t want to have sex with me So, it’s a given you have BPD You won’t follow my ever order That’s Histrionic Personality Disorder [bridge] Because it’s all about me And foids with BPD Lord, I don’t wanna be an incel You guys can all go to hell [Chorus] (And cels) I’m your resident incel .IS psych And I run this place like the Third Reich Don’t you dare call me egotistic You see all men here are just autistic [Outro] I’m your resident incel .IS psych (And I run this place like the Third Reich) You don’t want to have sex with me (So it’s a given you have BPD) I’m your resident incel .IS psych (And I run this place like the Third Reich) You don’t want to have sex with me (So it’s a given you have BPD)

Komesarj (33) was an administrator on Incels.is. He was once labelled by incels and Rolling Stone as the 'Lebron James of incels'. Last year, in 2023 this all came to a crashing end and the incel community turned against Komesarj when he announced his 'ascension' (he lost his virginity). Here is the secret recorded discord meeting where Komesarj announced his ascension to the Incels.is administration team along with his new pookie Minmin (19).

A song about Lamarcus Small, known as Master on Incel.is and Marquis on Sanctioned_Suicide the two sites he founded

The very first music video that was created about some of the members of Incels.is including: Master Fat Link Fire SoyCuckGodOfReddit Cemgaripoglu2 MentallyLostCel Aesthetic_Recon kay' Darth Aurelius IPF

Selkie Girl and Uggo Muggo, a moderator from .is go head to head in a battle of the sexes and songs