Real-Reality©®AP™
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Playlist including all the Real-Reality Documentaries. Those that speak the language know, just like the priests of the mystery! #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🐘☎ 👻🦄 #🐱🐉🎨🌎B4⏰ #💉🛰🧟♀️🧟♂️🗺 #🚫🍌🥞✌🚕 #🌚🚫🌞⚠⌚? #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🤖=👷🏿♂️🆚🤡🆚🧹=💣💥🗺 #📺🛁₤🎮🦸♂️🦸♀️🦹♂️🦹♀️ #🐸®👨❤️👨👩❤️👩 #🧙♀️🧙♂️✈🏙 #👈⏰₤ # #🙏🐻👃🙋♂️ #🧟♂️🧟♀️🚢🌉 #💤🐹🏴☠️🎶 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #👁👃🐑®🍑🤷♂️🙋♂️👁=✋🤚 #🙋♂️🏃♂️🚪❓ oh yeah #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁
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The Ancient and Sublime Rite of the Order of Operations and Purifications of Laa-Laa
BlueMoonSalemNo longer a "maniacally scrawled manifesto" containing "delusionally grandiose" hopes and dreams for an "unrealistic" Utopian Society based on a great cleansing of the World by Teletubbies, as described by m.., I mean Steve's (Marsupial People's kangaroo) court appointed psychologist (lie-chologist), but actual proof!!! Vision boards DO work! AGAIN! AGAIN! - Footage showing the Future-Past of Real-Reality to come, provided by my confidential source, Not Steve, I mean Not Me, no, Steve, depicting an ancient purification ritual sacrifice invented after the Before Times. *Fweye, Steve was able to get his case with Brenda, the one about child support and whatnot, thrown out. He notified the court that he started identifying as a car the night before he and Brenda "allegedly" hooked-up in the parking lot of the tri-county fair that Skynyrd Tribute Band performs in every summer. He done stumped 'em good, 'cause DNA don't count, 'casue he's a truck (a Ford, duh, 'cause they're solid like Iraq - they burn a bunch of oil and need a coalition of the willing to keep 'em functioning), and his VIN doesn't match little Loose Neck's VIN. Here's the transcribed message I attached and found on the valid evidence, a VHS Tape that was stuck in my VCR, translated from the original Tubbinese into English, page number 1234 of the "TeleTubbiTetrisComicon", where Tetris and Comicon both originated (shapes on their heads/wearing of costumes): "Beneath the gentle rolling green mounds of carpeted earth warmed slowly by the yawning dawn, golden rays of life abound and soak into the waking World as drops of dew have formed like sand in the eye of a slumbering soul, being subtly released into the air by the brushing fingers of the Sun. The tranquil morning calm, bristling with eager chirps and a steady breeze, shall be overshadowed by the sudden hum of The Source. Soft giggling and cooing emanate from the radiant face be specked with piercing blue orbs. The whistle sounds. The snare drum responds. Chords of melody shall weave and pluck reality into perspective, overshadowing all hope like the Moon's theft of the Sun's brilliance: "Over the hills, and far away..." announces The Voice, "...Teletubbies come to play!". #📺🛁₤🎮🦸♂️🦸♀️🦹♂️🦹♀️ #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🚫🍌🥞✌🚕 #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🧟♂️🧟♀️🚢🌉 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🏁🔴⚪🔵 #Kamala Harris, #Donald Trump, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #TeleTubbieTetrisComicon, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Morning Drunk By 9am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This53 views 2 comments -
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Trade Wars: Maids VS Construction Workers
BlueMoonSalemI've obtained new GoNoob footage from my source who had to lay-low for a while; had legal issues from the Marsupial Deep State🐨🐨🐨, but the propaganda peddlers will lie and say it was 'cause Brenda done found his new mailing address and summoned him for back child pay - fight the good fight, like O.D.B., R.I.P! 💯✌✌🙏🙏🙏 It shows recent historical-past footage of our future present Real-Reality©™® of the ongoing struggle mankind 👩🏻🤝🧑🏻👩🏻🤝🧑🏼 has in surviving now that the robits 🤖🤖🤖 done took our jobs. This is a battle between the Maids 🧹🧽🧼 and Construction Workers 🔨👷♂️🧰 from the year 2026, after the Earth coin was in the giant's pocket too long, getting hot and cooling off too rapidly after buying a candy bar 🍬🌌from the intergalactic vending machine known as the "Milky Way Galaxy" (hence the name for the Galaxy, the candy bar made by MARS, where real-reality began, and why Australia has been terraformed after Mars) causing "California" 🐻🌲 (San Andreas if we were in real-reality, California isn't real, only an illusion) to be snowy and actually bearable, which is the 2nd best thing about "Global" (coin) Warming; Greata memes being number one: "HOW DARE YOU" work for the Marsupial 🦘🦘🦘 people is the real-reality question, Greta!!! 🤷♀️🤷♂️🤷♀️🤷♂️ #🤖=👷🏿♂️🆚🤡🆚🧹=💣💥🗺 #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🚫🍌🥞✌🚕 #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🧟♂️🧟♀️🚢🌉 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🏁🔴⚪🔵 #Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #Kevin Phillips Bong!, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This 01:03---> Fire Fight 01:51---> Car-Nage 03:34---> Detailed Physics 04:37---> Up-N-Atomizer Antics 05:32---> GOOOAAALLL!!! 06:55---> Another GOOOAAALLL!!! 07:28---> Whoops! 07:55---> More Detailed Physics 08:14---> I Feel Kinda Bad About This One 08:57---> Aiding The Enemy 09:28---> DERP! 09:57---> Making A Speed Bump 10:14---> Picking Up A Split 10:40---> Car-Flip-Clipped 10:50---> Slow Thump 12:26---> More Car-Nage 13:31---> Boing! 16:17---> Bonk! 17:35---> Christine 18:15---> Mini Cooper Cuddle 18:50---> Wait For It... 19:42---> Public Service Announcement91 views 2 comments -
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How to "Like" and "Dislike" videos on Rumble
BlueMoonSalemMade a short video showing how to Like and Dislike videos on Rumble.74 views 6 comments -
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Eclipse 2024: Hindsight and Retrospect
BlueMoonSalemIt's easy to say or think "Hindsight is 20-20", but to actually understand from one's mistakes, it takes active retrospect. It can be difficult to admit if you've been wrong or reacted hastily based on false information designed to generate ad revenue via clicks, or to spark fear to sell products to a more susceptible audience. Whereas lying to oneself or others can be far easier, although no one profits or gains from superficial fluff aside from the one holding the shears. Many years ago, I myself had fallen victim to my own emotions and misplaced trust into people presenting information, until I began to notice inconsistences in the information presented. Upon further independent research, I realized I was being duped, and all the constant advertising sprinkled throughout the mediums used finally made sense. That saying is true: "What's always popular might not be what's right; What's right might not always be popular.".26 views 1 comment -
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Leaked Footage Of The "Coming" Solar Eclipse!
BlueMoonSalemI've just obtained leaked Marsupial People🐨🐨🐨 news footage🎥 sent to the past⏰ (our "present") "⏰"showing what will happen on April 8th, 2024. 🌹✝📐💡⚖☠G There's a reason why "THEY" want us all to prepare while we stay ignorant to the real-reality of it all: the threat of those that live "DOWN UNDER"⬇⬇⬇, as in under the hollowed-flat Earth. There's a reason why the "Northern" (Heads) Hemisphere (Flatosphere) has Summer when the "Southern" (Tails) Hemisphere (Flatosphere) is having Winter...Cause its upside down then, leaving the Sun's "rays" (just like rays in your arithmetics that are on FLAT paper) unable to heat the Earth Coin all even-stevens. Now it makes perfect sense why humans "decided" to use "coins" as currency, instead of the far superior paper and digital currency of today times; they were more one with the real-reality of it all, instead of the "useless eucalyptus pickers" we've become. Take both Red AND Blue pills with me, AMs and PMs, and we shall break-on-through to a purple midnight, a purple noon, or die trying and swell up like a purple balloon!🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏🚫🍌🥞✌🚕🚫 -After watching this brief "future" survival guide, it'll show just what you need to prepare for✔✔✔, which is just what you see after what happens to the Sun.🌞🌞🌞 #🌚🚫🌞⚠⌚? #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🚫🍌🥞✌🚕 #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🧟♂️🧟♀️🚢🌉 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁 #Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Summon, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #Eric-the-Half-a-Bee, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOonOtyoplY&list=PL-jQD_WFQA69W97ZqpWgdbIfJRJ5s_L3m&index=3 and then this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVVxBFyizo0&list=PL-jQD_WFQA69W97ZqpWgdbIfJRJ5s_L3m&index=4221 views 1 comment -
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Proof Of The Howie Mandel Effect! -Timelines Over-lapping!!!
BlueMoonSalemAsk yourself: What does Howie Mandel, OJ Simpson, MK-ULTRA, Bananas, Sven Coop (🐓🏠), and World Domination have in common?🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️ EXACTLY! For those that DON'T know, the mindless minions (which are yellow, just like a "BA-NAN-A"🍌) of the Marsupial People🐨🐨🐨 ("MP", get it, Like "Member of Parliament"), I shall enlighten you: The Howie Mandel Effect. It's just like Mandela Effect, except it also involves Howie Mandel and MK-ULTRA and other Illuminati-types brainwashing the masses; plus it's real. The show "Bobby's World" was really used to indoctrinate a generation, proof because he would talk in front of a white background, just like the UN wears white, and why you're not allowed to wear white after Labor Day (Fash-ion, Fasc-ist, Fash-ion Pol-ice, which isn't just ice floating around Poland). When he says the catchphrase "Banana Pancakes To-Go", it'll activate untold numbers of sleeper-super-soldiers. Only HE can activate them, and those that are to have been primed through other pop culture. Jack Johnson's "Banana Pancakes" and "Bananas In Pajamas" are but a few, and definitely not the only two references that validates this video I made...I mean Steve sen....It's real, trust me!.........FROGS ARE GAY! #🚫🥞🍌✌🚕 #🐸®👨❤️👨👩❤️💋👩 #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ # #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁 #🐓🏠 #Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Summon, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #Eric-the-Half-a-Bee, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This149 views 2 comments -
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Revealed Footage of That Secret Zombie Outbreak on That Secret Space Lab We All Know About
BlueMoonSalemMore recovered Go-Noob footage from my confidential source 👀👀👀(totally not my friend Steve; my source just makes his email address look like Steve's), this time showing the Real-Reality©®AP™ proof of Space Labs and Zombies.✔✔✔ Take that everyone who mocked those grainy pictures that clearly show what I want to see! The reason it looks animated is because Space is actually another dimension; Looney Tunes isn't just my nickname, it was also a documentary. CARTOON POCKETS ARE REAL!!! Rumor has it (a majority of the voices in my head) that this is where (0\/1)-19 REALLY came from. The transition from one dimension to the next caused it to not make people zombies, but that's really what 5G is all about. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???? 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ #💉🛰🧟♀️🧟♂️🗺 #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁#Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Summon, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Lizzo People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Bush, #Shrub, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #Eric-the-Half-a-Bee, #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #P-Diddler, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Michael Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This260 views 1 comment -
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Prehistoric Artwork Discovered In Ancient Man-Made Serpent!
BlueMoonSalemRecovered Go-Noob footage of a super top-secret expedition on the OTHER SIDE of the Flat Earth! 👀👀👀👀👀 Revealed to my sister's-husband's-brother-uncle-cousin which has Lucky Charm level security clearance ✔✔✔✔✔(way higher than and more delicious than a Magick level; it's Magickally Delicious✨✨✨✨) for Beta Force Team 11 (🐱👤🐱👤🐱👤🐱👤🐱👤a super-secret special forces agency you've never heard of, cause I've never even heard it). Same one's what got that Bigfoot over in Af-gan-i-stan.👍👍👍👍👍 #🐱🐉🎨🌎B4⏰ #🚫🐨🤦♂️🤦♀️ #🌎🥿🚫📀 #🌍🕳🅾🥿 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁#Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Summon, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #Kanye, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This158 views 3 comments -
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How To Summon Joe Biden (not sure why you'd want to)
BlueMoonSalemApparently the voice of Donald Trump summons Joe Biden... #🐘☎ 👻🦄 #🚫☝(🤮👨G💰)4️⃣🔁 #Joe Biden, #Donald Trump, #Summon, #Science, #Fact, #Real, #Proof, #Lizard People, #Flat Earth, #Atlantis, #NWO, #WW3, #Aliens (the space kind), #WW4, #Aliens (the border kind), #(0\/1] 19, #WW5, #Russia, #Ukraine, #Marsupial People (the REAL threat), #WW6, #Global Warming, #ManBearPig, #China (the country), #Hollow Earth, #Kanye, #Illuminati, #reddit, #You're it!, #Did You Get That Last One?, #China (the dishes), #Obama, #Mars, #Moonbases, #Alex Jones, #Sam-Squanch, #🙌🙌🙌🙌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌, #I'm Sure We've All Been Up At 3am And Seen A Video With Tags Like This133 views 4 comments