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In the Debate Incels (DI) Server, now known as the Virgin Pride (VP) Server users developed a disturbed and deluded fantasy. The views covered in this song are for educational and comedic purposes only. Selkie Girl does not share these views.

Jolly Rodger is in love with 'Reinhardt' or '10/10 eighth-grader syndrome', yet more commonly known as Rein. A mysterious girl who claims she is a middle aged incel man has become Jolly's oneitis. Jolly keeps a photo of (supposedly) her with him at all times and dreams of making little Jolly-Rein babies. Lyrics I’m Jolly Rodger, it’s what I’m called I’m a simp, but don’t be appalled My obsession runs deep as I wait in vain For any clue from the hidden Rain Rain, oh Rain what's on your mind Your cryptic lines I’m lost behind You’re a phantom in my mind To your heart I am resigned “Rain Rain, don’t go away You make me coom every day Little Jolly wants to play Rain Rain, don’t go away” Staring at my screen, lights up bright Waiting for Rain on Discord every night I wonder if I’ll ever hear her voice I bet its so soft, gentle and noice I know I get called out for simping But I can’t stop my brain from spinning Her riddles leave me dazed confused Unspoken love, she’s my silent muse “Rain Rain, don’t go away You make me coom every day Little Jolly wants to play Rain Rain, don’t go away” Rein, you are my Queen Rain For you, I’m going insane Rain You’re the centre of my universe The things I’d do are numerous I’d sing a song, just for you Give you flowers, maybe money too Make you dinner, a poem I’d write Just to hold you through the night “Rain Rain, don’t go away You make me coom every day Little Jolly wants to play Rain Rain, don’t go away” For you make my heart beat like a drum Despite the fact you stay so numb Black, brown, foid or man, I don’t care Fo you, I will alway be faithfully there And I wonder Rain, if you’ll ever say That you feel the same one day We can simp and love together And if your a man, we’ll live happily gay-ever

Lyrics Hanging out in the D.I server An incel hell, mind on murder Anon met a female, she made him nervous She turned him on, he craved her service And she typed Anon do you come from a land down under? Where foids are wh***s and men just gander Can you rizz, can you rizz me I wonder? Should I run, or should I surrender? Typing from his room in Adelaide Wondering why he can’t get laid He typed can you send a pic or two?’ She just wrote ‘yeah nah, sorry not for you’ He typed I come from a land down under Where the ho*s ho and the men just gander Don’t you know, I run a discord server You better submit to the natural order, yeah After a little Chad foreplay
 With a slack jaw, and not much to say
 She typed to Anon “Are you trying to rizz me?
Cause you know this is the land of misery” And he typed Oh, "Do you come from a land down under? (Oh, yeah-yeah) Where foids are whores and men just gander? Don’t you know, I run a discord server? You better submit to the natural order, 'cause we are... Living in a land down under Where foids are wh***s and men just gander. (yeah) Can't you hear, can't you hear incels plunder? (Plunder) You better-better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under Where foids are wh***s and men just gander. Can't you hear, can't you hear incels plunder? Ooh, yeah You better-better run, you better take cover Where foids are wh***s and men just gander. Don’t you know, I run a discord server? (Don’t you know, I run a discord server?) You better run, you better take cover Living in a land down under (living in a land down under) Where foids are wh**s and men just gander. You better submit to the natural order.