The 999

The opener covering Foodie going on a Canadian tax evasion and how far she'll go to keep her money and channel alive. Welcome to the "Cup Holder Channel Riff"!!!! So we all know what I'm up to... Riffing (Verb) To experiment with a thing or idea, making changes that create a new and novel version of it (often followed by on): My partner likes to let his ideas quietly simmer, but I prefer to riff on mine in conversations where I can bounce my thoughts off other people. To create, write, or perform something, like a comedy routine, using a common or known point of departure and following a previously unexplored tangent from that known point to a fresh or humorous perspective (often followed by on or off): My act riffs off famous love stories and adds modern feminist elements to unmask the absurdity of “happily ever after” in fairy tales. Since this is entirely fake, nobody is married (even though it was lied about twice on this trip) and nobody is functionally practicing Islam (very apparently) , I'm not doing anything wrong! So we got the Pilot/The flight over going up 1st. It all has to take form somehow right? It's nothing amazing to begin with but much like Foodie, it's sloppy and badly put together no matter what she says. I just made it watchable!