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Sacred Cow Shipyards

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    Love Compartment Number 9-420-7-L
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    Love Compartment Number 9-420-7-L

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    Maybe this "Santa Claus" entity is one of those super-programs in the Matrix?
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    Maybe this "Santa Claus" entity is one of those super-programs in the Matrix?

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    Wasn't Arquitens one of the Three Musketeers or something?
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    Wasn't Arquitens one of the Three Musketeers or something?

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    I like Long Toms and I cannot lie? Long Toms make the world go 'round? Hm.
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    I like Long Toms and I cannot lie? Long Toms make the world go 'round? Hm.

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    Drop Pods, or how to throw yourself at the ground and hit. Really hard.
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    Drop Pods, or how to throw yourself at the ground and hit. Really hard.

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    Tyrone welcomes you to the Sacred Cow Shipyards
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    Tyrone welcomes you to the Sacred Cow Shipyards

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    How to cheat at depth perception and toasters. Or something. I dunno. Your Naval Academy is weird.
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    How to cheat at depth perception and toasters. Or something. I dunno. Your Naval Academy is weird.

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    The truth is most "science fiction" movies should have the audience as Passengers in the universe
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    The truth is most "science fiction" movies should have the audience as Passengers in the universe

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    No, those wings in Star Wars are not radiators, and even if they were, they're horrible at their job
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    No, those wings in Star Wars are not radiators, and even if they were, they're horrible at their job

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    Veterans are the same across the universe
    5:08

    Veterans are the same across the universe

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    I suppose the Union of the two ball-type craft we've talked about would require a joystick
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    I suppose the Union of the two ball-type craft we've talked about would require a joystick

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    I am astonished that there wasn't a model w/a pair RB-79 Balls stuck together w/a megacannon on top
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    I am astonished that there wasn't a model w/a pair RB-79 Balls stuck together w/a megacannon on top

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    It helps that they gave the Nova-class Dreadnoughts such appropriate names
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    It helps that they gave the Nova-class Dreadnoughts such appropriate names

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    With a name like Blue Origin and a ship shaped like that, the jokes practically write themselves
    10:07

    With a name like Blue Origin and a ship shaped like that, the jokes practically write themselves

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    My AAT brings all the droids to the yard, and they're like, this thing sucks.
    9:59

    My AAT brings all the droids to the yard, and they're like, this thing sucks.

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    Where I talk of many things, of B5 and Heighliners, of Shuttles and Ornithopters
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    Where I talk of many things, of B5 and Heighliners, of Shuttles and Ornithopters

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    It'd be a lot more cool if the Pelican scooped up its squishes in its maw
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    It'd be a lot more cool if the Pelican scooped up its squishes in its maw

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    Finally, something that pays attention to physics in the Expanse of your science fiction shows
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    Finally, something that pays attention to physics in the Expanse of your science fiction shows

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    This isn't the worst Good Night rendition you've heard. Admit it. We all know the truth.
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    This isn't the worst Good Night rendition you've heard. Admit it. We all know the truth.

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    Y'all know Prometheus didn't go out in a blaze of glory, right?
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    Y'all know Prometheus didn't go out in a blaze of glory, right?

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    I'm going to Ha'tak my ire out on this thing
    9:08

    I'm going to Ha'tak my ire out on this thing

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    I'm going to use the Slave I debacle to sneak some education into you
    18:11

    I'm going to use the Slave I debacle to sneak some education into you

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    "Narada" sounds like one of those goofy drugs you squishies have to take
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    "Narada" sounds like one of those goofy drugs you squishies have to take

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    The problem with the Matrix going with "APU" as the acronym is there's SO MANY expansions of it
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    The problem with the Matrix going with "APU" as the acronym is there's SO MANY expansions of it

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    Of Bussard Ram Scoops and Navigational Deflectors
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    Of Bussard Ram Scoops and Navigational Deflectors

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