Guns & Games

PvE Tarkov is best Tarkov. Less people=better game.

"Impossible" mode continues, proving itself to be false advertising as it is far from impossible. Or is Engineer-hemoth just that damn good? YOU DECIDE!!!

There will be Tarkov.

Tarkov-hemoth decides to give the official PVE mode of Tarkov a try. Will it stand up to the SPT mod? Will it be functional and fun? Only one way to find out. I am currently updating my EFT, I'll go live as soon as its done.

Bethesda doing Bethesda things.

Tarkov will commence.

More Tarkov will take place. Prepare yourselves.

Engineer-hemoth heads back to the Ishimura to de-limbify more spiky space monsters. After a short trip to see the 'true' ending after collecting all the mini markers.

Tarkov-hemoth decides to give the official PVE mode of Tarkov a try. Will it stand up to the SPT mod? Will it be functional and fun? Only one way to find out. I am currently updating my EFT, I'll go live as soon as its done.

Engineer-hemoth heads back to the Ishimura to de-limbify more spiky space monsters. After a short trip to see the 'true' ending after collecting all the mini markers.

Monday night Tarkov.

Engineer-hemoth heads back to the Ishimura to de-limbify more spiky space monsters. After a short trip to see the 'true' ending after collecting all the mini markers.

One of the greatest RTS's of all time now has a sequel!!! Behemoth will purge the 'verse of all hideous non-human monstrosities. If they didn't want to be exterminated, they shouldn't've been born so ugly.

One of the greatest RTS's of all time now has a sequel!!! Behemoth will purge the 'verse of all hideous non-human monstrosities. If they didn't want to be exterminated, they shouldn't've been born so ugly.

Stop! In the name of Taarkovvvvvvvvv, before I breeeeeaaaak your kneecaps!!

The First World War is over, and a merry band of eastern euro-peons, who apparently are not aware of the fact that it is possible to move WEST, decide to circumnavigate the earth going EAST, to return to their euro-peon lives of tedium and drudgery.

Tarkov. Watch it. Or else.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father played too much Tarkov.

Tarkovification will commence shortly. Prepare you assorted bits.

In the post apocalyptic hellscape of Boston, Vault-hemoth sets forth to rid the Commonwealth of a wide variety of radiated monstrosities, including the most depraved and malformed creatures of them all. Massachusettsians.

Episode 50!!! In today's journey into random eastern euro-peon locations, what excitement, shenaniganery and tomfoolery will Behemoth get up to this time?!

The First World War is over, and a merry band of eastern euro-peons, who apparently are not aware of the fact that it is possible to move WEST, decide to circumnavigate the earth going EAST, to return to their euro-peon lives of tedium and drudgery.

Tarkov? Tarkov.

More quests must be completed in the never-ending pursuit of the mythical kappa box.

In the post apocalyptic hellscape of Boston, Vault-hemoth sets forth to rid the Commonwealth ofa wide variety of radiated monstrosities, including the most depraved and malformed creatures of them all. Massachusettsians.